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Former Prom Minister Toe Knee AssBit confesses he was passed out drunk during an important parliamentary vote · Greeks lose credit for trigonometry: a 3700-year-old ancient Babylonian tablet has been identified as the world's oldest trigonometry table · secret life of the dodo revealed—Elon Musk's boring company gets Hawthorne city nod to dig a two-mile test tunnel · Flight Centre shares soar after Edgar Banks, the historical model of the Indiana Jones character, announces revenge porn is now a crime · watch Dr. Pimple Popper remove a man's "Unicorn Cyst."