Tuesday, April 28, 2015

what's within?


Monday, April 27, 2015

Today the
postman brought
me a life-sized
re-enactment of
the first crossing
of the Atlantic
Ocean by a hot
air balloon. I
almost drowned.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

geographies: Ann Arbor

                            Shop outside the 
               big box. The crime 
                      of murder is
 
                                  the first cave, & 
                   takes place in- 
                           side a burnt tree.

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Haute Horology


Friday, April 24, 2015

A line from Dante Alighieri

A narrow stone stairway
leads down to a cave cut
into the rock. Worms are
passive creatures unless

they're part of a zombie story
set in a secluded area of the
Tasmanian rainforest. The same
stuff that cleans your toilets

or bleaches your hair travels
through to the upper nasal
& oral cavities & lights up
your next dinner party.

Lychee Lodge sits within a
dark wood. A Jungian analyst
mentors single men & women.
This website feels right for you.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Why not Dance, Rrose Sélavy?


Wednesday, April 22, 2015

wednesday newstrip

Australian Prom Minister Toe Knee Ass-Bit Abbott has been caught on camera guzzling a glass of beer seven seconds after being dropped by the BBC for hitting a producer ∙ The Greens say that the son of a Sydney nightclub owner being jailed for at least three years for raping a teenager in a Kings Cross alleyway & then bragging about taking her virginity is the beginning of the end of fossil fuel consumption in Australia ∙ in a world-first study, scientists have transplanted a sexually transmitted disease off the coast of Tasmania to better understand the impact of climate change ∙ theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking was diverted from Perth's new Fiona Stanley Hospital because of a large oarfish raising temperatures amid raucous cheers in the main building ∙ the US government announced it may look for a new patch of ocean after a coal fire power station washed up at the entrance of the Otago Harbor.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

marsch gasses

from won des laits


ennuit

luddiet

meanderthal

offencesitterive

punnetrate

radiosh

tractile

Monday, April 20, 2015

Brown Clusters—clean, tokenized


he
she
festival-goers
diagnosticians
age-streaming
insurers
upheavals
Luxemburg
6,900
Konzumbank
hurricane
deliverables
temperatures
chlorobenzene
halal-certification



Angion
Arago
monetarists
Nieu
Faemg
Colletta
SUV
Shaye
slaves
copiers
breeders
abductions
inequalities
zloty-buying


pagers
overseers
firepower
runways
encounters
pedestrians
offensives
cats
homosexuality
Iranians
professions
showlists
nationalities
lapses
trainers

worlds
avenues
shopkeepers
wards
vacancies
premiers
robbers
finalists
federations
trademarks
celebrities
wagons
concerts
programmers

front-runners
incinerators
subordinates
decliners
licensees
rabbits
dwellers
federalism
persuasion
surveyors
freshmen
workplaces
deserters
millionaires
Uzbeks



convicts
grandparents
bulldozers
Slovenians
hysteria
statues
pros
extremes
goalscorer
insolvencies
bonos
ladies
warlords
monuments

Sunday, April 19, 2015

geographies: Hobel


Thursday, April 16, 2015

fan dan go


        that's
   when he
        ended up

dancing
            with the
         gypsy
             girl

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

wednesday newstrip

It was the perfect recipe for a party—a woolshed, pig on a spit, bonfire, beers, music, & a video allegedly showing Islamic State militants using bulldozers & explosives to destroy the ancient Assyrian city of Nimrud ∙ Australians who enjoy illegal copies of TV shows & movies will lose thousands of dollars of childcare & welfare benefits ∙ BHP Billiton has been reprimanded by a senate committee & given two weeks to report back after it refused to vaccinate its basic financial information against a bunch of old school mates ∙ the weight of the first four episodes of HBO's new Game of Thrones season 5 plummeted by five kilos in five days whilst in Perth's new Fiona Stanley Hospital ∙ a man has just discovered he had sex with his new fiancée’s father & wonders what to do next.

Monday, April 13, 2015

the flensing



Sunday, April 12, 2015

do d'all


Thursday, April 09, 2015

geographies: Berdaje


Wednesday, April 08, 2015

wednesday newstrip

A man has been flown to hospital in Bundaberg after being bitten by a pig ∙ a new app will use deforrestation images to help doctors identify ageing behaviors in patients ∙ after enjoying a week in the limelight, the Australian dollar has been charged by police after it flashed its K-cup breasts at a Google camera car & had them posted online ∙ Congressional Republicans have condemned Sydney's Catholic & Anglican leaders after 55 greyhound carcasses were discovered in their Easter messages ∙ an investigation is underway into how a makeshift cage in a Canberra school came to be used as a "withdrawal space" for the Ukraine crisis which has brought the world closer to nuclear war than at any point for a generation.

Tuesday, April 07, 2015

Street Smarts

In the a-
pothecary
shop, he

misread the
word medic-
ament & be-

came a beggar,
three times daily,
after meals.

Monday, April 06, 2015

geographies: Sandy Corner


Sunday, April 05, 2015

Today the
postman brought
me a ground to air
missile launcher
with black currant &
sweet red capsicum
on the nose & under-
lying subtle smoky
hints of oak
& gooseberry.

Saturday, April 04, 2015

meerkat alert

He was sure there was trickery involved. Hypnotism, or auto-suggestion, induced by the surroundings, the sumptuous meal, the wine. He sensed he had fallen victim to a well-practiced magician's legerdemain.

Friday, April 03, 2015

the lamp


Wednesday, April 01, 2015

wednesday newstrip

The Large Hadron Collider reveals it got a boob job ∙ the Australian government is changing how it expresses climate change targets in a way that could make it appear to the public as though it is cutting greenhouse gas emissions more rapidly than it is ∙ Federal Treasurer Glowstick HotKey has dodged questions about the still untitled Legend of Zelda game currently in development ∙ new Indiana law protects those who say Carrie Underwood's baby boy is already taking after his daddy ∙ LG's smartphone-driven gas explosion promises to put exotic worlds within reach of the masses ∙ iron ore hits new spot-price era lows after religious beliefs forbid it from serving gays.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

A line from Tomas Tranströmer

Any attempt to re-
cover & reconstitute
the lost origins of the
myths du site du reggae

dancehall en France

has historically been
based on empirical
equations that relate

to a boy in a play-
ground trying to fit
in with a decade that
didn't really want him.
r.i.p.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

idolatry


Saturday, March 28, 2015

Today the
postman brought
me a cartouche.
"What's this?" I
asked.
                                he said.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

the marsh


Wednesday, March 25, 2015

wednesday newstrip

Farms, roads, & alleged homophobic slurs are fast slicing up the world's wilderness, leaving 70 per cent of the world's remaining forested land less than one kilometer from the foreign ministers of Japan, China, & South Korea ∙ the federal government will soon issue cashless welfare cards to stop sky-gazers looking up in awe as the moon blocks the sun in a total solar eclipse ∙ video posted to social media websites appears to show Prom Minister Toe Knee Ass-Bit stumbling upon a drug crop & turning it into a raging fire ∙ a bushwalker missing for seven years has been accused of human rights abuses ∙ crowds across the country have rallied against the Ass-Bit government's prediliction for drinking & gambling & spending their parliamentary stipend on slices of northern Europe.

Monday, March 23, 2015

residual