Wednesday, November 26, 2014

wednesday newstrip

An electronic cigarette has been stealing information from governments & businesses since 2008, researchers said ∙ Art Gallery of SA director Nick Mitzevich has angrily denied there was evidence to suggest some of the works in its collection fled the country after being informed they would be arrested in a potentially lethal confrontation ∙ two paedophile senior teachers at an elite Hobart boys' school would need to gradually move away from mining coal if carbon capture & storage technologies do not prove successful ∙ New Zealand Security Intelligence Service director Rebecca Kitteridge is warning about the potential risks of "vaping" after an unidentified resident receiving oxygen therapy was injured by a fire sparked by a sophisticated cybersespionage tool ∙ the days of the yellow-crested rockhopper penguin could be numbered if police are trained to "shoot to wound."

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Nostalgia creeps in

& rattles my hi-hat . . .

BALD EAGLE
Have you ever listened
to the way most
drummers sing? So
regular, so pedestrian,
a freight train held captive
by its tracks. It seems
they cannot forget
that they are drummers
so sit on the rhythm
of the song as if
scared of losing it
if they let go. Welcome
to the Hotel California.

Monday, November 24, 2014

geographies: Odeceixe

Market prices continue
to rise, not only outdoors
lounging around the pool
on enormous bean bags

but also inside those various
types of yurt where walking
tracks criss-cross the floor.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

A line from Holland, Dozier, Holland

My boyfriend & I are
heading to the historic Roxy
which was recently redone
as three connected tree-

houses set in nothing but
huge paddy fields. The chain-
saw ringing in the nearby
rainforest is, on one level,

a kind of recognizable
historical pedigree, on an-
other an incongruous shout
giving the surroundings a

different meaning. Livestock
wander the grounds. Young
people migrate long distances.
It is possible to survive for

about 60 days without food.
This can be a bleak narrative.
Penguins are one of the arche-
typal animals of cold climates.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

fauxsimile

Friday, November 21, 2014

in th'wind

in th'new year


a line from Meritage Press

Thursday, November 20, 2014

A line from Tanizaki Jun’ichiro

The tent is pitched in the
middle of a courtyard,
symmetrically placed.
Numerical values are pro-

vided. So, too, an artificially
illuminated rainbow. Toss
chunks of super-cold dry ice
around—wood storks love

them. The pattern of the shadows
is counted using modular tallies
of prime numbers. Measures of rice
appear as unique combinations.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

wednesday newstrip

'Jihadi John' suspect Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary, 24, has joined industry experts in warning of a looming global chocolate shortage ∙ an aspiring Kiwi film maker is having the last laugh after fooling a city council, a US talk show & thousands of people online with his video of a monster Toe Knee Ass-Bit flaunting his femininity in Melbourne on Tuesday night ∙ the best man at a stag party had to be pepper sprayed after becoming enraged that the Ass-Bit government has confirmed it will snub the United Nations Green Climate Fund to assist developing nations cope with global warming ∙ a new report has shown that Australia's ecosystems & habitats are under threat, with 138 species residing on an unprotected Kim Kardashian ∙ a change in the weather has triggered a public backlash after two women it hired as strippers pole-danced instead.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Toe Knee Ass-Bit indicates

what he really thinks about the people of Australia.


Monday, November 17, 2014

Tablets really are the new PCs

The car industry cannot stop making new cars
                     but
Nobody buys them because they are too expensive
                     so
I bought an electrical tricycle to
transport eggs with my wife
                     now
The monster will destroy this country

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Particle Cathedral


Saturday, November 15, 2014

geographies: Monroe County

       The largest & most 
              authoritative acronym
          database on the web

                  tries to tell me that 
             FLBP stands for the Fort 
                      Loudoun Business Park.

Friday, November 14, 2014

A line from Vladamir Putin

The key to good timbre
is the endorphins; so I
go to the gym to get a
rounder sound & better

tone when I flex my
stomach muscles. There
are many beautiful ways
to sing the same song—

plastic clarinets sound good
as well, & they're cheaper. We
are proud to be from Brooklyn!
Additional taxes may apply.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

x-posted

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

wednesday newstrip

The population of certain animal species are on a decline since pictures posted on social media led police to search a house on Brisbane's southside where they found pre-boiled eggs ∙ the thing that gets Britney Spears out of bed in the morning is the need to create a creepy Russian website to broadcast her webcam to the world ∙ the Berlin Wall fell 25 years ago last Sunday, a key event in the collapse of communism & the preface to Germany's reunification landing on supermarket shelves ∙ an aggressive social media campaign pushing for a boycott on Halal products has forced Coca-Cola to drop the Christmas tour for its iconic truck ∙ under Toe Knee Ass-Bit, for the first time since Bob Hawke was Prom Minister, Australians' standard of living is going backward.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

geographies: Hollister's Hill


Monday, November 10, 2014

Today the
postman brought
me a letter I
had written re-
plying to a letter
I had earlier
written to my-
self. I was so
disappointed to
find nothing
new in it.

Sunday, November 09, 2014

geographies: Shukenegi


                       Gambling addicts tend 
                 to be shorter than 
                              sea bass, have narrow &
                   short pineal stalks to
                          assist in pattern recog-
             nition or the use of simple 
                         algebra. Even the Japanese 
                     will not eat them raw.

Saturday, November 08, 2014

Bein' a whale

since I did a cut & post of stuff from won des laits. So . . .

übergene

CDtROMbone

primightive

camouflagellation

indiscreate

ablotions

insolentils

escargot pants

archaiCtrl+Alt+Del


Friday, November 07, 2014

geographies: Mount Alma